Hot Weathermen Hasten Global Warming

Has anyone noticed the latest fad of hot weather men? Whassup? I guess it’s a new ploy to make weather more exciting. And for some of us it’s working! Maybe it started out as a newsroom competition thing. Like the weather guys all got sick of the fat sports guys sitting around talking like jocks. So they got together in the weather center and said, “let’s go to the gym”… and suddenly CNN’s Bob Van Dillon has an attitude. Like, “Sure… sit over there behind a desk. I’ll give them a full body shot. Go ahead, run your replay of the man catching the little ball last night. Then… I will PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!”

Of course when a hurricane is barreling down on you, it really doesn’t matter… but there is added tension with The Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore standing on a sea wall while the waves whip up around him. It is reverse sexism I guess. If I’ve got to sit through the forecast for three other parts of the country I am NOT in, I want a little eye candy to get me through until he talks about what’s going on down South. (And I know that sounded dirty…)

In my house, we watch CNN. My husband has Robin Meade to look at, and while she would totally be my type if I were gay, I’m not. I do however, LOVE, her clothes! My son prefers Erica Hill in the afternoons. I’m not happy with the limited amount of hot men on the news. Thank God for Bob Van Dillon (cutie)… he’s even a great weatherman. I love how he either wears a tie or jacket but never both. He is cool. But he and that spiky-haired Asian guy aren’t gonna cut it. They’d be smart to give the girls a little more variety. I know it is hard to find handsome men that read well, but they don’t have to say much. Maybe just carry Robin in on a throne every morning and fan her during the newscast. Shirtless.

All the older weathermen who quit working out years ago should be worried — ’cause all of a sudden, if some old guys’ giving it to me, I don’t even want it! And I’m not just talking about weather, people.